In which a meme gets gacked from marquesate

[green_martha]

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✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Haven't seen my little bro' in soooo long :()	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (I don't have one :D)	✓ I own lots of books.  (Not nearly enough actually...)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Oooooh yes !)	× I love to play video games.  (Nope, but I enjoy watchnig other people play)	✓ I've tried marijuana.  (It's a good pain killer, but it definitely makes me "float" to much for my own taste")
× I've watched porn movies.  (bleuargh !)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Twisting the truth more often is)
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (yes, I think so)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Mwahahah, I'm not crazy !)

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× I have broken someone's bones.	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (I have my secret garden, and am not ashamed of it)	× I hate the rain.  (I LOVE rain. And storms even more so.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.  (I think so)	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (After all the time I've spent getting to accept myself ? are you kiddin' ?)	✓ I need/want money right now.  (Want. To buy stuff, like er.... a house ?)
✓ I love sushi.  (yummy !)	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (Dunno)
✓ I have long hair.  (Yes, and proud of it !)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Never been there)	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (I have the ones I have picked up to be mine, and I love them)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.  (You know what ? I still live there :D)	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Fake hair, for a ball)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (Wassat ?)
✓ I like the way that I look.  (I look like my great grandma, what's not to like about it ?)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (I do not lie.)	✓ I am usually pessimistic.  (Me ? never, I'm realistic)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.  (Yes)	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.  (I don't hide much)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends.  (And good ones, too.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Zxczpt to the HG, but that's because he hates it)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.  (Noooooooo !)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.  (I have to admit, I'm weak)	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (No, she's cool !)
✓ I have a mobile phone.  (sadly...)	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (I have never been truly drunk and intend to keep it this way)	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.  (*hugs*)	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Be happy !)	✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.  (My skin doesn't tolerate tolerate many beauty products)
✓ I have a lot to learn.  (And that makes me happy !)	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.  (*disappears under the earth*)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.  (I used to be)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Errrrr... I *enjoy* drinking good alcohol. Sounds like something illegal here...)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (What ? WHO do you think I am !!!)
× I own the "South Park" movie.  (yuck)	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.  (what ?!?)	× I enjoy some country music.  (Only if it's goth/punk/country music)
× I would die for my best friends.  (Take risks, yes, die, no)	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (Yeah)	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (I probably could have, at my former job)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (I'd rather have free *beef*)	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.  (Only fictionnal ones)	× Democrat.  (uh)	× Republican.  (uh)
× I don't even know what I am.  (Is there such a thing as "me" ?)	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (It just happened to be that way)
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.  (no way)
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.  (Never tasted it)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.  (I can't wear that much makeup anymore....)	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (Be happy, that's major)	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.  (Not that much)	× I went to college out of state.  (Whassat ? Missa does not live that side of the Atlantic...)	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.   (Me ? noooooo O:o°)	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (I choose carefully)
× I fall for the worst people.  (As stated above, I choose rather carefully)	✓ I adore bright colours.  (Green ! No, red ! No, orange ! No, pink !)	× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.  (*whistles innocently*)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.  (... and have fallen off a great number of times)	✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.  (Some are at my parents' place)	× I talk in my sleep.  (Don't think so)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (Only on some aspects. I wouldn't have been born in another one anyway)	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (A little bit)	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (They've been fired :D)	× I am a caffeine junkie.  (yuck)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (Trees are good)	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (Only fictionnal ones. Who could get away from their own *conscience* ?)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist.  (Kinda consider myself one)	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (The HG is NOT stuffed ! (and there's still plenty of room in the bed))	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (:))	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (My IRL friends are online, too)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (Let's say yes, somehow)	✓ I am extremely flexible.  (Hereditary problem. I'm not kidding)	× I love hugs more than kisses.  (I want both !)
× I want to own my own business.  (Only daydreaming about it)	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (I'm a nerd....)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (I'm almost sure noone ever said so...)	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (I want to learn swordfighting one day)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (I hate it !)	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.  (Never, I must conceal my true self pretty well)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (What's the "paranormal" ?)
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (I never weigh myself)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.  (They are not "of the moment", theyr are lasting obsessions.)	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.  (I abhorr drama)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (No !)	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (I just need to be *very* good at something to feel I am good.)
× I am a Libertarian.  (so-so)	✓ I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (if I'm really tired)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.  (always !)	× I like reading fact more than fiction.  (The other way round)	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.  (Maybe one day...)	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.  (eurgl....)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (I only own one NES. And it's still working.)	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (Wish I had, sounds funny ! ^^)
× I am compulsively honest.  (Not compulsively.)	✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.  (Some things have been fixed, others can't. Nothing to worry about, yet.)	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (I must be very upset to do that !)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.  (Many things,)	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (I love my hair !)	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.  (uuuuh no !)	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (Weird weird weird !)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (Not very often)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	✓ I don't like to chew gum.  (I'ts common....)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.  (*pushes marquesate out of the machine to get to use it first*)	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (Not D&D, and no longer weekly, but monthly TPGs are the rule)	✓ I love to sing.  (*tralalalala*)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.  (My mother doesn't have a basement. And I can't stand it longer than a week under the same roof as her)	✓ I have a custom-built computer.  (And I'm running Debian ! Mwahahah ! *evil grin*)	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.  (There's a good possibility of achieving it)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (*looks at cat* no way, couldn't stand her !)	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.  (Generical is not my thing)	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (I complete it, but don't expecgtmy to put the rest aside !)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (Wish I could, but when would I sew ?)	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.  (Complicated self here...)
✓ I need more time to myself.  (I need more time. That's it.)	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.  (We'll see...)
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (?)	✓ I say random things to freak people out.  (heheheh)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.  (?)	× I love playing Truth or Dare.  (Hated it, even watching others play)	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (Music helps me being alone)	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.  (Rather helps me handling them)	× I think this survey is particularly long.  (No, it's okay)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

And :
- I did not sew yesterday, nor today, parents' visit
- my pants still need a zipper
- we have a marvelous storm outside

Comments

[marquesate.livejournal.com]

What., you're pushing me out of the time machine? *laughs*

[green-martha.livejournal.com]

I want to be the first one to use it, too !