Someone kick my butt !

I have a cardigan on my needles. I should work on it today because starting Wednesday I'll be knitting like a madwoman because I want to get this sweater for my Dad done by Christmas.
I owe my brother a rococo justeaucorps since... too long. WAY too long.
I have a drawing in progress on my desk.
I have a polished zink plate that just needs a coat of varnish before I can start playing with it.
And I. Just. Can't. Get. My. A**. In. Motion. *tries the self-butt-kicking thing*